Anti-Gravity (common knowledge about cats and peanut-buttered toast, interpreted by experts)?

Ok, everybody knows that if you toast a piece of bread and put peanut butter one side of it, that it will land peanut-butter side down on the floor.
Any piece of toast spread with peanut butter will transfer it's center of gravity to the peanut-buttered side and hereby fall buttered side down 100% of the time. (Newtons 4th law)

And, it is also common knowledge that cats ALWAYS land on their feet when dropped from any height. 100% of the time.
Ergo, a cat dropped is a cat landed safely on it's feet. (Newton's 5th law)

So, it is hereby claimed a scientifical fact that if a slice of peanut-buttered toast was attached face up on the back of a cat and tossed out of a 7th story window, both the cat and the toast would fail to hit the ground.

Because of the fact that both the feet of the cat and the peanut-buttered side of the toast are polar opposites, the gravitational pull inclined at both ends cancel out since it is not possible for both to hit the ground.
Thus:
Anti-Gravity is born.

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they should test this. is it true???
thatd be cool

Confucious say: ah forget test eat both. mmmmmmm. I enjoyed this question, thanks.