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The Perfect Worker
1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.

Addendum: That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

That could have been written about me!

You know what honestly.. Its like reading me there... I am the perfect worker and every1 knows it... Thanks for letting me know im perfect..

Let me Guess your the bad worker with the odd lines? am i correct?

Great 1 though liked so much..

hahahhahahahaha hilarious. cant stop laughing. keep it up!....u rock!
this joke will be passed on to many friends! =) we need more funny users like you who can actually post a good joke. =) =) =) =) =) =)

1 That's really funny....
2 NOT!!!
3 ......lol.

Note: Also read odd numbered lines.

ma EX.BFF had this kind of love letter
tht guy wanted to tell her how much he loves but if u read bw d lines he would h8 her

funny, i love this one, very funny

Yes, it's good,

Its is very clever and well thought of.
I didnt laugh but i dont think its lame.

I love it! I think I know that guy. :-)

hahahaha rlly funny thnxx
:)

I think that it is very clever!

NO!!!!!

haha average m8

ha ha ha ha i have a friend called bob and he's a real slacker at work, i'll email this to him

haha thats very funny

Well thought.

very clever and well done.

very nice! excellent, thats amazing

Yeah, it's clever

no

clever, not lol though

hehe...smart!!

thats a smart one

I don't get it oh well

wow!! how did u think of this.
it is so good and very smart

hahaha...nice one..very innovative...id give it an 8.5

that joke made my day

haha that was funny and clever love it! brilliant!!! lol :D

godd one.....
yeah... its clever!!!

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