I need a "Genie" in a bottle! But I will settle for anything positive.?

Life has me jumping threw hoops. I have till the 21st to get my sons wedding ready. His soon to be wife's family cannot help much for lots of good reasons. My husband found out today we are being transfered to another city, many, many miles away, they want him there by the 24th of July. We need to sell our home, so I will stay back and take care of the business at hand. We have lived here for 18 years, we will be leaving friends, family, our children and new grandbabies on the way and my Mother who is 80 years old. Is life picking on me or what? Please, can anyone cheer me up? The solutions will come but I need to laugh for now. Want you "Help Me"?

"Thank You Guys!!! I am smiling now :)!!! And, " yes"... I would love to use your "hammer" Thunder01, and bust the lock off my liquore cabinet!

OH, yeah..that's the purpose your the star of all stars and they picked you to pick on.....

The good news is that Mercury is retrograde until Monday and things are hectic....on Tuesday I wonder if things will start changing for you.

You have a lot on your plate. Tackle one thing at a time.

Look at the bright side. At least, you have an intact family and are healthy as well as your family. Try to count your blessings and keep busy.

Ah. I believe this is similar to the time when George W. Bush's ratings were down 30% and his vice-president had just shot someone.

On days like these i choose to get completely hammered. I have a nice new framing hammer you can have.

everything happens for a reason. Whilst you are leaving all that is familiar, look at this new chapter in your life as an adventure. With all the modern technology, you can still keep in close contact with all that you love. You can always come back for visits and they can come visit you. If it is all truly unbearable, possibly your husband could find another job. There are more important things in life than money, though I do know you of course need money to survive. Good luck!

You are so lucky to have so much to do. Do you know how many people are so bored out of their skulls because there is nothing to do? I have answered a half dozen questions in the last 2 weeks from people who are bored nearly to death. Wouldn't it be ideal if some of those folks would show up and help you a little?!!!! Now, I know you know how to work with a list. If you don't, you had better learn fast. And thru it all, please take good care of your health. Don't just work until you collapse!
I would say, yes life is issuing you a challenge! Get out your slingshot and get after it girl!!