What do you think of these Eastenders storylines?

eastenders needs livening up a bit.

bradley and pat are in the shop buying cheese....pat is flirty as they discuss edam and cheddar....that gradually turns into an love affair.

phil and stacey team up to bring ian beales catering business down after ian shows stacey pics of bradley and pat.

dot stops smoking and becomes a newspaper reporter

a high speed car chase brakes out round the square with ronnie and max behind the wheels!

what would you like to see happen??

ricky has an affair with whitney and they get caught by tony who is out of prison by now .

archie tries to kill peggie in an abandoned warehouse but ronnie tries to save peggy but fails then archies about to killl them both but roxy saves the day by hitting him over the head with a spade. then the three of them bury the body and keep it their little secret.


christian sleeps with ian beale lmao

I'd like to see Ben do a Billy Elliot, dancing around the square without a care in the world and not hear the bin-van careering through the market with no brakes and hurls him into Ian Beals deep fat frier in the chippy.

Then Seaun getting man raped by a bunch of blokes

Dot have an affair with Max because he's taking revenge on his father for treating him like dirt.

Stacey becomes a nun

then as many of the carry on team provide camio roles for a great old boozy, frolicy, slap stick comedy to round the whole weekend off in the Queen Vic

love eastenders heres some soap spoilers



jim comes home.....

ricky and bianca share a bed....they dont sleep with each other its just because wellard went to the toilet on the couch so ricky has to stay in bianca bed and she wakes up next morning to him a little over excited ha!!

max and jack are going to have a gun battle who dies..... :(

stacey gets with new comer callum vinnys son and this ruins her realationship with bradley AGAIN

stacey takes a pregnancy test this week she thinks shes pregnant but she isnt.....

when jase dies on dawns wedding day in jays arms dawn mite be pregnant.......

lucy to get pregnant :0

lucy asks to go on the pill this week :0

honey takes the kids and leaves billy soon :( he is involved in jase death so she leaves him :0

lucy trashes christians house with a big party!!

whitney pays for wellard to have a post mortem who killed wellard :0 and what killed him :0

peggy and archie move the wedding date to november :)

bradley keeps secrets from stacey :0

1.I Want To See BIanca And Ricky In Bed Only For Tony To Catch Them At It

2.I Want To See Ronnie Turn On Max With Jack

3.I Want To See The Wedding Between Archie And Peggie Come To A Dramatic Finish With Grant Bursting Through The Door Opposing To The Wedding

4. I Want To See Dot And Lucas (Chelsea's Father) Open A Church Center

5.I Want To See Ronnie Find Her Lost Daughter

6.I Want Sean To Help Roxie Realise The Truth About Her Dad

7.I Want Pat To Find A New Man In Her Life

8.I Want Stacey And Bradley To Go Into A Buisness With Stacy Wearing A Suit

9.I Want Oscar To Go Missing Due To His Parents Arguing

And Finally I Want To See Jim Return Wearing A Hoodie With A Baseball Bat

all the soaps story line are not very good as the a/actor are not very good at their jobs they get a lot of money but do not do a good job we need some oldies not too oldies like edwina curry==or borris johnson funny people these young have no sence of fun it is so booringggggg i only watch neigbours

Phil decides its time to re ignite his passion for breakdancing,dot turns
out to be the banksy of albert square,pat poses for playboy(ahhh) and
stacy is a man in drag!.

Oh my goodness I can't imagine Dot stopping smoking haha.
I think it would be good if Phil got together with Tanya and then Grant came back and... Uh I forgot what I was going to say. Did you know that Wellard dies this week?

Roxy gives birth to an alien!

Some virus infects the square and kills off all the boring characters whilst turning the others into blood-sucking mutants!

i want ruby to come back as this mega ***** and outbuy jack for the club and her and ronnie hate one another

Me claire and stacy having a threesome.

The show is ...DIRE !