Business signs?

Septic Tank Truck sign reads:
"We're #1 in the #2 business".

Sign over a gynecologist's office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

At a military hospital-door to endoscopies:
"To expedite your visit please back in."

On a Plumbers truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On the trucks of a local plumbing company:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

Pizza shop slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

Door of a plastic surgeon's office:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

At a towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On an electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

haha those are great!!!
especially the towing company one!! lol!!

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Lol, those are great!!
Thanks for the laugh, as usual!!

Some of those were very good....thank you for sharing.

On a Plumbers truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

LMAO that's the story of my life!!! LOL

i love this thanks

good ones

LOL good ones neva heard 'em b4

haha, thanks for the laugh... love it..

One of those was in Playboy a few years ago, about the gynecologist who was fooling around with his girlfriend, and said, "I will soon be at your cervix." The aroused woman replied, "I will be dialated to see you..."

teehee...thanks for the giggle....happy day:)

Pizza shop slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

It's true!!!

Good ones DC!

At Bush's office door, the sign reads, "come on in, check out what's burning"

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