My gaydar is in the shop and I will get it back in 5 business days. How am I going to know if someone is gay?

haha Dave... like my thumbs down?

That's a good way of letting you gaydar rest. You don't want to overwork it and get a false positive result the next time. In the meantime, just look out for guys who try to pull down your pants while you're not looking. :D

Look, you have to take the medication EVERY DAY for it to work properly. Just because you feel OK doesn't mean that you don't need it. :o)

Look in the mirror.

Check your mirror every morning for a reference view of what a homosexual will look like if one in encountered.

I have no freakin' clue man!

LMAO!

Dowsing rods...but that can make you look awfully silly.

THE TASTE OF HIS WEINER

hahahahhahahah

flirt duh!
try a little footsie.
Can't beat the old tricks ;)

Stop panicking - you'll meet mr right one day!

kiss them and see how they react....be prepared to run!

see the way they look at you LOL

You must be using the discount shop again huh?
They didnt give you a loaner to use while they service yours?
sometimes if you are lucky the loaner can be cuter than even your own ............................

Oh well, 5 business days is not forever
for 5 business days I would think you will survive if you just rely on your little black book and stick to the past recorded validations
Then in 5 business days you can again venture out into actually adding to your little black book once again

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