A mohel sets up business in a new town.....?

..... and hangs a sign above his shop door consisting of three brass balls arranged in a particular fashion.

His first customer walks in and says "How much will you give me for this wristwatch?".
"Nothing".
"What - you have a sign outside your door indicating that this is a pawn-brokers. It's your business to lend money against valuables.
"I am not a pawn-broker, I am a Mohel".
"What's one of them?"
The mohel explains to the irate man how to use google or Wikipedia to find out for himself.
"In that case, why have you got a pawn-broker's sign outside?"
"In my trade, what sign would YOU put up?"

The local community were a little concerned when the Fish&Chip shop next door expanded their menu to include deep-fried calamari rings. This explains why the procedure is irreversible.

Must admit I had to look it up to know what it was.
What a great job, just a shame it is done on baby boys and not adult men cos I'd love to have a go, especially on an ex or two of my own!

this isnt a question... I heard this joke last year

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