Going shopping...........?

One evening, a man and his girlfriend were having a sexual encounter. The guy asks her to "go downtown." So, with a sigh, she gets on her knees in front of him and starts peering at his genitals, looking and tipping her head this way and that, studying the whole business.
After about five minutes of this, he asked her in a sort of peeved voice, "Well, just what are you doing?"
His girlfriend replied, "I'm doing what I always do when I'm downtown with no money - Just looking."

absolutely funny

I don't really get it lol

Great, joke!

Who mentioned Petula Clarke and "Down town"?

lol, men should never tell their gf to go to downtown.

hahahahhahaha lmao

hahahaaaaaaa my fave pastime........................window shopping that is!!!

nice one calamity!

wow i love that one! i'll share it with my husband! a star for a star!

l guess she's getting her own back
its star time

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