Business signs - loses something in the translation...?

Hotels:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

Dry cleaner: Drop your trousers here for best results.

Temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.

Zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

Dress shop: Dresses for street walking

Laundromat: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

Department store: Bargain basement is upstairs.

Campground: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose

LOL!!! I think the best one is the chambermaid.

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