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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she belonged to
someone else...

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said "I'll
give you a 1000 dollars if you let me have sex with you...." but the girl said
"NO".

Johnny said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a
moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she
called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says "ask him for 2000 dollars, pick up the money very
fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the
boyfriend is waiting for hisgirlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins
the boyfriend calls and asks

"what happened......"
She said "THE B**TARD USED COINS!!!"

LMAO!
God that would suck so bad.
But that's funny. xDD

hahaha heard it before but it is still very funny. thanks

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