I have this nutty joke?

Quick Sex

Todd wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot
girl in his office.... but she was dating someone else. One day Todd
got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you $100 if
you let me have sex with you.'
The girl looked at him and then said, 'NO.'
Todd said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you
bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her
boyfriend, She called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend
says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He wont
even be able to get his pants down.' She agreed and accepts the
proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and
asks, 'What happened?'
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The bastard had all

quarters!'

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in its
entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

REMEMBER IT IS A JOKE

Great joke to start my day after several days of climbing up the wall as I have had the computer fever of "Internet down". That was right on the money!! With a memory like a sieve I麓ll try to remember where I keep the stars and when I find out one is heading your way.

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haha that's good...i have 1 for you..

Out Somewhere Expensive

When I got home from work last night, my wife demanded

that I take her out to some place expensive................











... So I took her to a petrol station

\Very clever, I will be telling this one to my business friends

OMG lol thats funny

Hah. That is really funny!!! I like this joke. Good one.

lmao haha

hey thats a good one and it teaches a lesson!

good one.....excellent
very funny ..... loved it .....gave me a good laugh
.....good job.....keep up the good ones