Can you answer these 2 questions?

2 Tough Questions

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?


Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.




Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?


Candidate A
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist
He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.


Candidate B
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.


Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.


Which of these candidates would be our choice?



Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.



















Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.





And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.





Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.
Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading..




Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember:

Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic




And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more
than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...



Can you guess which organization this is?



Give up yet?



It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to
keep the rest of America in line.

Beethoven was the third child, not the ninth. His mother gave birth to eight children in total.

Hitler didn't cheat on his wife since he wasn't married until the last day of his life. He did on the other hand have mistresses through out his life. It's hard to cheat on a wife you don't have.

The part about the US congress has been around for at least 9 years and can't be verified, the numbers could have been made up for all we know. Funny, but not likely to be true.

Yeah, I get the moral of the story and all that, but there are people out there that think everything on the internet is true ...

It's not my business how many children somebody else has, UNLESS I have to pay for it through some sort of government program.

I would never vote for a candidate on the information you gave. I don't know enough.

Seen it before, BUT this time I've copied it.
I often take these jokes into the pub, I often get comments similar to the couple of comments here-OH! It's too long.
I read that to mean-I can't read.

Were you aware that Hitler's mum was talked out of aborting him by her doctor?
The UK parliament seems to be just like the US Congress.

I don't know if there's a question in there but some very interesting and thought provoking ideas. Well done and keep up the good work. Cheers.

Really interesting actually, thanks for sharing.

I suppose you could say never trust someone who seems perfect!

can i just say i would never recomend an abortion i hate it its is crule and it is murder you are killing an unborn child.

Facinating stuff!

The only problem is, now that I've read it all...I'm not quite sure what to type in here. lol

Thank you for the enlightening facts though! :D

hahaha i like it!

WOW

Wah, too much to read leh... :(...zzz

Wow!!
that was great to read, thanks for posting it!
=]

sorry i got board after the first line of the second question

All I can say is, really interesting. I didn't have a clue. Wow! And about recommending an abortion, I don't think I could do that. That is up to the person and her relationship with God. I feel she would need to pray long and hard about it. Then go and discuss her options with her doctor. Great question.