Have to write a letter of recommendation for that fired employee? Here are a few suggested phrases
for the chronically absent=a man like him is hard to find or it seemed her career was just taking off
for the office drunk=I feel his real talent is wasted here or we generally found him loaded with work to do or every hour with him was a happy hour
for an employee with no ambition=he could not care less about the number of hours he had to put in or you would indeed be fortunate to get this person to work for you
for an employee who is so unproductive that the job is better left unfilled=I can assure you that no person would be better for the job
for an employee who is not worth further considerations a job candidate=I would urge you to waste no time in making this candidate an offer of employment or all in all, I cannot say enough good things about this candidate or recommend him to highly
for a stupid employee=there is nothing you can teach a man like him or I most enthusiastically recommend this candidate with no qualifications whatsoever
for a dishonest employee=her true ability was deceiving or he鈥檚 an unbelievable worker
have to read a letter of recommendations? here are a few translations:
a keen analyst=thoroughly confused
accepts new job assignments willingly=never finished a job
active socially=drinks heavily
alert to company developments=an office gossip
approaches difficult problems with logic=finds someone else to do the job
bridge builder=likes to compromise
character above reproach=still one step ahead of the law
charismatic=no interest in any opinion but his own
competent=is still able to get work done if supervisor helps
conscientious and careful=scared
consults with co workers often=indecisive, confused and clueless
delegates responsibility effectively=passes the buck well
demonstrates qualities of leadership=has a loud voice
deserves promotion=create new title to make him/her feel appreciated
displays excellent intuitive judgment=knows when to disappear
displays great dexterity and agility=dodges and evades superiors well
enjoys job=needs more to do
excels in sustaining concentration but avoids everyone=ignores everyone
excels in the effective application of skills=makes a good cup of coffee
exceptionally well qualified=has committed no major blunders to date
expresses self well=can string two sentences together
gets along extremely well with superiors and subordinates alike=a coward
happy=paid too much
hard worker=usually does it the hard way
identifies major management problems=complains a lot
is well informed=knows all office gossip and where all the skeletons are kept
inspires the cooperation of others=gets everyone else to do the work
is unusually loyal=wanted by no one else
judgment is usually sound=lucky
keen sense of humor=knows lots of dirty jokes
keeps informed on business issues=subscribes to playboy and national enquirer
listens well=has no ideas of his own
maintains a high degree of participation=comes to work on time
maintains professional attitude=a snob
meticulous in attention to detail=a nitpicker
mover and shaker=favors steamroller tactics without regard for other peoples opinions
uses all available resources=takes office supplies home for personal use
quick thinking=offers plausible excuses for errors
should go far=please
spends extra hours on the job=miserable home life
straightforward=blunt and insensitive
strong adherence to principles=stubborn
tactful in dealing with superiors=knows when to keep mouth shut
takes utmost advantage of every opportunity to progress=buys drinks for superiors
takes pride in work=conceited
uses time effectively=clock watcher
very creative=finds 22 reasons to do anything except original work
will go far=relative of management
willing to take calculated risks=doesn鈥檛 mind spending someone else鈥檚 money Oh my god! I have to write one tomorrow! Can I borrow these? ha ha! UMMM...HAHA | 